May 2012
3 posts
rape me by 386dx
April 2012
4 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
Watch
October 2011
3 posts
“The idea becomes a machine that makes the art.”
– sol lewitt from paragraphs on conceptual art
September 2011
7 posts
pon de foley (ludachrist remix) by major lazer and...
love jones (extended) by j dilla off of the...
July 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
Jack: You just know Dr. Vinnie Boombotz is from Abbottabad.
Sam: Nothing Abbottabad about that.
April 2011
1 post
Jack: iPad 2… Waaaay more impressive after two beers and a couple of Doctor Meows.
Jack: It's like someone just through it into existence.
Jack: Also, a Doctor Meow is Doctor Brown's black cherry soda with some light rum and a dash of bittters.
Adam: That's crazy talk.
Jack: It's true, that's a Doctor meow!
March 2011
2 posts
Watch
February 2011
2 posts
me: i bet watson could be the first robot to successfully write a dirty limerick.
adam: you're on.
me: we keep making bets with no real-world terms.
me: i bet we keep doing that.
adam: double or nothing!
May 2010
1 post
adam: gary coleman died.
me: what of?
adam: a different stroke.
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
3 posts
adam: We should kidnap Stephen Fry.
me: Agreed.
adam: And make him eat parts of his own brain.
me: Now that, sir, I have a problem with.
adam: Maybe I just don't know who you are anymore.
Watchgeneration by zamak, with music by michael fakesch
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
5 posts
“Figuring something out, something that’s never been understood before, is...”
– from my favorite film, True Stories (1986)
Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to eat an entire box of matzos in bed without transforming your sleepzone into a Kosher sandbox. My method goes as follows: break off a bite-size piece of unleavened deliciousness with your hand before removing it from the box and placing it in your facehole. You’re welcome.
say -f ~/Desktop/fall.txt -o ~/Desktop/fall.aiff →
via mcsweeney’s, via their app small chair
October 2009
2 posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation →
September 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
3 posts
May 2009
3 posts
